A few of my favorite things...

My Favorite Things to Do:

• Snuggle with Myrtle after a bath
• Follow Myrtle around wherever she goes
• Shred every bit of paper I can get my paws on
• Gnaw on Myrtle's hand
• Snuggle with one or more of my babies
• Squeak one of my babies
• Lick Myrtle's dishes
• Chomp down on an empty Gatorade bottle
• Chase Pyrex bowls across the floor
• Fetch the balls Myrtle throws for me

Things I Wish I Could Do:

• Eat bacon
• Spend every minute of every hour of every day with Myrtle
• Do my business wherever I wish
• Dig in the dirt with Myrtle
• Catch and destroy the Fearsome Beast

This is my life with Myrtle.  Amos Adams signing off!